iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

(via stupid5sosblog)

Q

Anonymous asked:

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

A

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

image

(via affords)

spoopycopequinn:

I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t

(via --keller--)

nataliedomrer:

It’s the oldest story in the universe.

(via raggedymans)

hovvell:

im just filled with hate and useless facts 

(via justanotherinternetteen)

hemmogram:

bUT IMAGINE LUKE BEING YOUR TUTOR image

ITS LIKE FRATBOY LUKE MEETS NERD LUKE

(via hemmosquiff)

iam-j-o-h-nlocked:


The name is Sherlock Holmes, and the address is 221B Baker Street.

iam-j-o-h-nlocked:

The name is Sherlock Holmes, and the address is 221B Baker Street.

(via raggedymans)

tiny-snail:

My mom is so mean to me

(via imintodrummers5sos)

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

(via stupid5sosblog)

thats-significantly-raven:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this

(via australiansanta)

prolusion:

why cant i be attractive like everyone on tumblr

(via zaynsbro)