tehrisa:

meatbicyclevevo:

oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

(via castieltoyourdean)

railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

(via weeping-angel-with-a-fez)

petparent:

Please tag your opinions as wrong 

(via castieltoyourdean)

lilysinthefall:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

(via solemn-marauder)

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

(via unpopuler)

#lategram #selfie

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

mexicansblog:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

milk bags are like 3000% more work than necessary for milk

(via ionlylovebooks)

staygrandbeiconic:

LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.

(via depulsowrackspurts)

maryjunenotmaryjane:

thegayloki:

danglingthpider:

rabioheab:

rabioheab:

i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures

i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly

don’t be a celsiass

its too fahrenlate 

*waves hands helplessly* kelvin

(via whentheseriesends)

pepsimaxing:

mornings are gross and i want no part in them

(via unpopuler)

kansama:

weavemunchers:

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

image

(via the--hounds-of-baskerville)

psl:

msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.

LOOOOOOOOL cold

(via the--hounds-of-baskerville)

itsmuke:


Hey, we’re taking on the world!

itsmuke:

Hey, we’re taking on the world!

(via muekclemmings)

thecsph:

Sex positivity means many things, but it does not mean that all sex is positive or enjoyable.

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