so my girlfriend has had a shiny luvdisc for the longest fucking time and no matter how hard i would try i could NEVER CATCH/BREED ONE OF MY OWN and she would always tease me about it and it drove me nuts
turns out she bred a male counterpart for her female (in a love ball no less), trained him up to level 100, nicknamed him, and sent him to me.
IF THIS ISN’T LOVE THEN WHAT IS
This is hacked. It isnt Kalos born and you cant breed down pokeballs in earlier gens. Plus Luvdisc is 80% female or something like that too…. What i’m tryna say is that that bitch lyin to you and if she lie about some pokemon who know what else she lyin bout homeboy you bettah check ya woman
yeah dude shut the fuck up. how do you know it isnt kalos born?? also even if it is hacked her gf still did it to make her happy, i dont see how that translates into “shes probably keeping secrets from you”
when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right
is this really what girls get happy about
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah
"Romantic Kollywood Themed Engagement Session"
six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up
I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life?