The worst part of showers are getting out and having to put clothes on

How do people end up in relationship after relationship after relationship and I can’t find a single person to even find me remotely interesting for a solid ten seconds? 

(via draves1)

“I don’t trust men everybody likes. Being nice isn’t the same as being good.”
— ― Sarah Rees Brennan (via psych-quotes)

(via crumbling-bodies)

Ahh this guy



you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke

(via hotboyproblems)




I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.

I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.

so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic

How, how, how, could that possibly be interpreted that way.  Just that statement by itself is baffling.

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

Do NOT tell me I haven’t been through enough things to be stressed all the time. I will blow up and tell you my entire life story.

  • me: *@ my friend house & it stink*
  • me: what's that smell
  • friend: what smell?
  • me: oh ok...
  • me: my mama said I gotta come home right now immediately

you literally cannot trust anyone